You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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