Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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