she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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