Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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