Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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