last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I want to be your penis for a week.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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