i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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