sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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