I need help removing her.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
now i know why i became what i already was.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
