and next time when you feel me up, do it right
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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