Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm gonna fight the coyote
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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