Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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