There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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