Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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