dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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