...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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