He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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