talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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