god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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