So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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