chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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