put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
this will be a night to untag.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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