She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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