In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
