so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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