none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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