everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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