Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Sex in the backyard? Check.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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