big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think i have herpe
just one?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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