just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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