Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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