Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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