Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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