Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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