you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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