oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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