My room smells like vodka and shame
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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