is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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