I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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