I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
this will be a night to untag.
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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