My first STD was from a foam party
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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