What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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