Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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