The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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