At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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