I'm laying in your front yard are you home
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly