you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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