You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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