Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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