I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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