do herpes really smell.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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