Come see our sink grown plant.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
