How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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