I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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