Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
