She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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