Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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