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Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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